RIPped off?

Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.  

Ambrose Bierce

Maybe not

No ghost was ever seen by two pair of eyes.

Thomas Carlyle

Reserving judgement?

There may be little or much beyond the grave, But the strong are saying nothing until they see.

Robert Frost

Where's the party?

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ever modest?

The consumer’s side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.
 

Stanislaw J. Lec

Off road?

I saw myself driving through Eternity in a timeless taxi. 

K. Mansfield