Buzzed?

I sing the body electric.

Walt Whitman

Cross this off your list

If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.

John A. Wheeler

Pick your poison

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Anonymous

All bases covered?

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. 

Vladimir Nabokov 

Change of scenery?

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

Fran Lebowitz