Toasted?

She has many rare and charming  qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.

Jane Austen

Fame reconsidered

That's so silly.  An icon is something on your computer.

Cher

Nothing but the truth?

It's not true that I had nothing on.
I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

Oh, the possibilities

Lying in bed would be an altogether supreme experience... if one only had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
 

G.K. Chesterton

And makeup isn't enough

Politics is show business for ugly people.

Bill Miller

Out there?

You'd think that radio was around long enough that someone would have coined a word for staring into space.  

Ira Glass

Stranger than truth

I read the newspaper avidly.
It is my one form of continuous fiction.

A. Bevan