Beyond reason?

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.

Edward Abbey 

Lost in Lalaland?

Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.

Dorothy Parker

Long way round?

Like running East to catch the sunset.

Anonymous

The hazards of relentless sunshine?

California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.

Fred Allen
 

Ride'em cowgirl

Pawn your pearls, honey!
We're in Austin now!

Anon.