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Way out?

The exit is usually where the entrance was.
 
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

It's for your own good

Friends don’t let friends sing karaoke.

Bill Dortch

My doctor says....

I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefor excused from saving Universes.

Douglas Adams

Hacked?

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

David Letterman

It's all in her head

If we were all on trial for our thoughts, we would all be hanged.

Margaret Atwood

Menacing thoughts?

My mind is a neighborhood I try not to go into alone.

Anne Lamott

National consensus?

Finally Americans have found a political problem that they are willing to come together and do something about. No, not terrorism...close, it's telemarketing.

Lewis Black

Advice to children crossing the street

Damn the lights.
Watch the cars. 
The lights ain't never killed nobody.   

Moms Mabley