A month in the laboratory

... can often save an hour in the library.  

Frank H. Westheimer

The mean reconsidered

Normal is the average of deviance.

Rita Mae Brown

The obscure we see eventually.

The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. 

Edward R. Murrow

Data analysis?

If I am reading this graph correctly, I would be very surprised. 

Stephen Colbert

Immeasurable?

Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

A. Einstein

Where cult films go...

...academics will follow.


Dwight Garner

A good heavy book holds you down...

It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.  

Roy Blount, Jr.

Writing is easy....

...all you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until the drops of blood form on your forehead. 

Gene Fowler

Blockage Control

Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.

Don Roff
 

A Nobel calling?

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

A. Einstein