Better late than never?

Wall Street indexes predicted nine out of the last five recessions.

Paul Samuelson

Commodities reconsidered

staples. n. consumer goods that are bought often and consumed routinely. 

Stop the line?

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

Peter Drucker

Second life?

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.

Anon.

Money won't buy happiness

...but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Bill Vaughn