All in a day's work

If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand what I've written, I feel the day hasn't been totally wasted.

S. J. Perelman

That time of year?

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.  

Leonard L. Levinson

If my mind had the power to heal me.....

 ...you would think it would also have the power to keep me out of graduate school. 

 Lynda Callicotte

An unhappy outcome

In short, he so buried himself in his books that he spent the nights reading from twilight till daybreak and spent the days from dawn till dark; and so from little sleep and much reading, his brain dried up and he lost his wits. 

Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra 

Post Secondary Education Reconsidered

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.    Frank Zappa

Graduate school reconsidered

Pain is the craft entering into the apprentice.

French Proverb