Tenth Law of Fashion

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.  

Elsa Schiaparelli

Sartorial splendor?

His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.


H. H. Munro 

A purpose driven life?

She may be going to Hell, of course, but at least she isn't standing still. 

e. e. cummings

A woman's preogative

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

Lady Nancy Astor

Too much of a good thing?

She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain.

Louisa May Alcott.

Aim high?

Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

G. K. Chesterton

Big heart

Her big heart did not, as is so sadly often the case, inhabit a big bosom.

Dorothy Parker

The measure of a man

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.