Terminal case?

For all the advances in medicine there is still no cure for the common birthday.  
John Glenn

Do as I say?

Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Inside every older person....

... is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Cora Harvey Armstrong

Do as I say?

Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

A woman's preogative

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

Lady Nancy Astor