I don't dislike babies...

... though I think very young ones rather disgusting.  

Queen Victoria

Drive steady

The person whose problems are all behind him is probably a school bus driver.

Anon.

Teach your children well

Head injuries in nursery rhymes: Evidence of a dangerous subtext in children's literature. More at Canadian Medication Association Journal.

Man's best friend

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley