Eighth Law of Fashion

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. 

 Goethe

The key to inter-species relationships?

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.

Barbara Holland

Man's best friend?

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

August Strindberg.

Strange Convergence: Piano + Cats = Katzenklavier

A proposed cure for melancholy and attention deficit disorder during 17th century. More at Wikipedia.

Man's best friend

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley