Lethal weapon?

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.

Rose Macaulay

Light weight reading?

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book -- it makes a very poor doorstop.
 
Alfred Hitchcock

It's all in your mind?

That's not writing, that's typing.

Truman Capote

No joke

The total absence of humour in the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature. 

Alfred North Whitehead

Transportation?

Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.

Walker Percy

The road to hell ....

Is paved with adverbs.

Stephen King

Hard at work

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station….

William Faulkner

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of....

but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

Robert A. Heinlein

Strange Convergence = Jane Austen + Zombies

Seth Grahame-Smith's mashup combining Jane Austen's classic 1813 novel Pride and Prejudice with elements of modern zombie fiction. Peruse the first three chapters or get the details.