A sticky situation?

Something has got to hold it together. I'm saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.

Tom Robbins

Fill the pews?

Baseball is like church.
Many attend, few understand.

Leo Durocher

Transparent?

If opinions were underdrawers, she would be Fruit of the Loom.

Julia Glass

I don't believe that less is more.

I believe that more is more. That less is less, fat fat, thin thin, and enough is enough.

Mark Hampton

A little known fact

Bunny slippers remind me of who I am. You can't get a swelled head if you wear bunny slippers. 


Dean Koontz

Binary School of Drama?

I only have two acting styles: with and without a horse.

Robert Mitcham 

Memorable

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

Bette Davis

Regrettable?

I feel the same way
about disco as I do
about herpes.

Hunter S. Thompson

Strange Convergence: Superheros + Historical Photos

Superman assists as soldiers from the 7th US Army carry artworks down the steps of Meunschwanstein Castle where European art treasures, stolen by the Nazis, were hidden during World War II. More.

One of the few good things about modern life...

...If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

Kurt Vonnegut

The feeling's mutual

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

David Frost

The road to hell ....

Is paved with adverbs.

Stephen King

A boy and his....

Television!
Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Homer Simpson

Strange Convergence: Sock Monkey + Philosophy

Existential Sock Monkey Blog:
One monkey's quest to find meaning...

The cold hard truth

Never trust a
skinny ice cream man.

Ben Cohen

New York Cultural Treasures, cont.

Jamestown, New York. Home of the Lucy-Desi Arnaz Museum, the Desilu Playhouse. the Lucy-Desi Center Gift Shop and more..

Loafed

It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.

James Thurber

Lunacy

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

Last Words #9

That was a great round of golf, fellers.  

Bing Crosby

Flashed

A Scout is never taken by surprise; he knows exactly what to do when anything unexpected happens.

Sir Robert Baden Powell