Longest day?

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.

Bill Watterson

Unavoidable Bother

Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

Dorothy Parker
 

Aerial augury?

One swallow does not make a summer, but one skein of geese, cleaving the murk of a March thaw,  is the spring.  
 
Aldo Leopold 

Mud season reconsidered

This dirty puddle used to be pure snow.  I walk by it with respect.
 

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

It's that time of year

You can't see Canada across lake Erie, but you know it's there.  It's the same with spring.  You have to have faith, especially in Cleveland.

Paul Fleischman   

Great equalizer?

There's one good thing about snow.  It makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. 

Clyde Moore

Deliver us from our trespasses

God's wrath is an overlooked meteorological phenomenon. 

K. P. Charuk

Equality for all

The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches.  

e. e. cummings

Conservation reconsidered

Don't believe them when they tell you how economical and thrifty nature is, whose leaves return to the soil. Wouldn't it be cheaper to leave them on the tree in the first place?

Annie Dillard

A nip in the air?

Sweater, n. A garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

Ambrose Bierce

Lunacy

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

Sun-stroked or sun-smitten?

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

Russell Baker

Joys of summer

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.

Jane Austen

Mid-summer reflection

People take pictures of the summer just in case someone thought they had missed it, and to prove that it really existed.

Ray Davies

Must be summer

A gal just wants to grab her parasol, fox stole and poodle and go for a stroll.