Gnawing thoughts?

If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.
 
Georges Courteline

Rest assured?

God is love, but get it in writing.

Gypsy Rose Lee

For better, for worse?

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
 
Oscar Wilde

Indelible memories?

Elephants and grandchildren never forget. 

Andy Rooney

Never wrestle with pigs.

 You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

George Bernard Shaw

Not so fast?

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.  

Steven Wright

No happy median?

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. 

Aneurin Bevan

Immersed?

I believe in getting into hot water. It keeps you clean.

G. K. Chesterton

Buzzed?

I sing the body electric.

Walt Whitman

Inquiring minds?

I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Dave Edison

Get crazy?

Balance is overrated.
 

Thomas Leonard

More is less?

The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.

Winston Churchill

That's the whole problem with science.

You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Bill Watterson

Think again

Never answer an anonymous letter.
 

Yogi Berra

Sometimes it doesn't matter

The glass can be half empty or half full so long as there is whiskey in it.

Anon.

Conflicted?

Commercial break during The View: hair-dye, chocolate, Walmart, chocolate, anti-depressant, Nutella, & we're back.  

Sarah Silverman

A delusion

 ... is a fixed belief held in the presence of strong contradictory evidence. 

Jerrold M. Post

Problem averted?

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?   

Winnie the Pooh (A. A. Milne)

Consider the alternative?

Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

Arthur C. Clarke

No such thing as a recovered Catholic

She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr if they killed her quick.

Flannery O'Connor