Be prepared?

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

Blake Clark

Unproductive behavior?

Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.

Baz Lurhman

Write on?

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

Leo Tolstoy

There was never a child so lovely

... but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Face the new day?

Every day each of us wakes up, reaches into drawers and closets, pulls out a costume for the day and proceeds to dress in a style that can only be called preposterous.
 

Mary Schmich

On your way?

If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there.

Yiddish Proverb

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Baaaaad news?

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
 
Christopher Moore

No answer

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.

Mark Twain

You must be mistaken

But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.
 

Anna Quindlen

Lethal weapon?

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.

Rose Macaulay

Eat or be eaten?

The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.

Michael Friedman

Twelfth law of fashion

 

If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.   

Anon.

Perfection gone awry?

There was a snake in his Garden of Eden, a crumpled leaf in his bed of roses, a grain of sand in his spiritual spinach. 

P.G. Wodehouse

Upon further reflection

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. 

Doug Larson

Huh?

What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want.

Mignon McLaughlin

Light weight reading?

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book -- it makes a very poor doorstop.
 
Alfred Hitchcock